For Fun- Wisdom Of Shih Tzu

Shih Tzu is a long lost and very distant relative of the much revered and insightful Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu, whose vision affects us still

Regarding pleasure and bliss

• You can rub my belly if you need to
• You aren’t done yet
• My bed isn’t soft enough. It needs to be fluffed a little more.
• I may need another pillow to adjust myself just right.
• Or, maybe, you can make room for me on your bed.
• Move over. It’s warm where you are.
• Ahhhhhhh

Regarding nourishment

• I want the good stuff
• You fed me that yesterday. I want new stuff. I can tell that came out of the refrigerator.
• What about that food on your plate. Are you better than me?
• Yes, that cute little plate with my picture and your food on it is just right.
• Please heat it up for me. I like my food warm.
• Ahhhhhhh

Regarding the exquisite outdoors

• It’s raining, I’ll wait.
• No, really. I’m good. I’ll wait.
• Oops. That wasn’t me.
• Don’t I look just precious in this little raincoat?
• Yes, I DO have to wiggle while you dress me.
• Ow, that’s too tight in the armpit. You have to fix it or I’ll squeal ‘dog abuse’
• Yes, I DO need to wiggle while you undress me.
• Oops. That wasn’t me either.
• Please heat up my bed for me.
• Ahhhhhhhhh